In a uptopia, malt liquor tall boys would be free for everyone. Unfortunately, we have a business to run– I mean, who else is going to pay all the incredible acts we have lined up for Brown Bag Wednesdays? That doesn’t mean that we aren’t willing to negotiate or barter though. For instance, this week for BBW with ArtOfficial (and maybe next week too) you can bring back your Colt 45 koozie that you received last Wednesday to receive a 16oz-er.
Here are 3 items that you can bring to Green Room to receive a free colt 45.
1) Your Colt 45 Koozie
For 1 free Colt 45….
2) Nicki Minaj-style Leggings
A couple of the female staff would greatly appreciate a funky pair of booty-huggin’ leggings. For this, we will gladly give you 2 free Colt 45s.
3) Bring Scottie Pippen
Sure, everyone can bring Dennis Rodman to the club, but can you get the elusive Ft Lauderdale local Scottie Pippen to make an appearance. Here is a sneaky trick to lure him to Green Room: tell him that there’s free frozen yogurt at the club. Rumor has it, he’s a big fro yo fan. Also, make sure to avoid talking about ‘little people’. It’s still a touchy subject for him, I’m sure. If you bring Scottie, we’ll glady give you and Scottie 3 Colt 45s each.
Brown Bag Wednesday w/ ArtOfficial at Green Room (Facebook event page), Doors at 10pm, 21+, no cover.